Instead of falling in love
Why don’t you just kill yourself?
For it doesn’t make any difference
When a heart wants someone it can’t get
Instead of saying “I love you”
Just drown yourself in gin
For what goes out of the mouth
Is riskier than what goes in
Instead of letting her know
It’d be better to face the wall
‘Coz even if you look crazy
At least you don’t lose your face at all
Instead of wasting your life for a brat
Why don’t you just get a dog?
For a poop that stains the floor
Is better than a poop that stains the heart
Instead of buying her presents
Get a nice investment!
A house or a car will do
Than your infidel, so-called “boo”
Instead of spending time with her
Tend a garden, or something else
Vegetables are good for the heart
Contrary to your love growing apart
Instead of reading this poem
Why don’t you just love anyway?
Yes, human love is never fair
But it’s bittersweet, I gotta say